Perfect Imperfections

kinda want to be held for 5 hours straight

Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

Modern movies and shows tend to have very unbalanced mixing. Also, a common trend in modern movies is more realistic dialogue (mumbling) that is not as crisp as it was in previous eras of film making.

I’m eating corn chips and they be crunchy and loud as hell and also I’m half deaf I think

sheep arent stupid. theyre peaceful and kind. don't mix that up

it tried to teach me the hard way, i can’t forget it driving down the coast again, the pills are kicking in the pills are kicking in

#me interacting with my coworkers

This is such a homophonic tweet

???? How?????? Is this a joke reblog????

the reading comprehension on this website reaching new depths

But remember some people really do accidentally read things wrong and be nice, yall.

Helpful former homeowner.

When I say love makes us human, this is what I mean.

This is hilarious on its own, but can we talk about how sweet and social the grey cat was being? That right there was empathy, folks. Cats aren’t assholes. They just have very different social norms than humans and dogs do.

he was like

let me- let me help you

White is fighting against the box. Grey is fighting against stupidity.

Both of them are losing.

BRÖTHER IS TRAPPED IN THE SHITBOX

Look upon my beast who tries to bolt out the front door

in light of how extremely close she got to getting out the door I have made sure her microchip is actually registered and also put Duncan’s old collar on her to see how she would tolerate it.

The collar immediately broke her and she collapsed onto her side.