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gay
thegreensanitarium
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cumbler-tumbler
lol
cecaeliawitch
I’m weeping
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*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*
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You would not believe your eyes
If you saw me socialize
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“One man’s junk is another man’s treasure” describes garage sales AND homosexuality.
“What are you twelve” Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
robloxgf-deactivated20190515
how dare u reblog my posts but not follow me
suicidalnautilus
If you find a gold bar in a trash bag, will you take the whole trash can, or just the gold bar?
robloxgf
the fuck
heimwehr
cold af
*writes down time of death*
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harry potter books rated by the mention of swans
philosophers stone: no mentions. 0/10
chamber of secrets: fawkes is described as the size of a swan. a heart stopping moment. 8/10.
prisoner of azkaban: no mentions. 0/10.
goblet of fire: fawkes again mentioned as the size of a swan. just as exciting as the last time. 8/10.
order of the phoenix: fawkes once more mentioned as the size of a swan. a happy occasion as always. cho's patronus is a swan. a thrilling and heart warming moment. 10/10.
half blood prince: no mentions. disgusting of a book this size. 0/10.
deathly hallows: when neville opens the portrait of ariana the portrait is said to have 'swang open'. When the only mention of a swan is inside another word you know it's a bad read. 1/10.
Spider man needa stop wasting that web string on nonsense and shoot that stuff that up my
werebewear
I’m so glad some merciful God stopped him before he finished typing
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Emma Watson: shutting it down
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WARNING: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH
more like, i’m not touching this fic with a ten foot pole are you fucking kidding me
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Hi Guys! So I have been writing my first ever fanfiction recently (It’s Drarry, and it’s super gay) so if you feel like checking it out I would love you forever!
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give a man some salsa and you feed him for a day. teach a man to salsa and you can probably hook him up with some hot latina girls or something idk
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ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-
real estate agent: chill, its me.
ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.
real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.