Hot Buns and Rising Dough

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF

The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home, Condos (via mkhunterz)

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil 

You may proceed

A conversation with a seven year old.

i think probly the slenderman

same

he died a hero’s death

What a magnificent problem to have.

A moment of silence for all the deep, complex, multifaceted characters that have been reduced to one-dimensional tropes by the fandoms that claim to love them.

    Don’t care how old you are, you’re never making a fan catch like this one.

かわいい

This is the exact opposite of a problem.

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

via

varysbueller:

#wait am i his dad #wait are you my dad

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog