-“What do you think of that,
Mr. Pajama-Wearing = Insult to his clothes.
Basket-Face = Insult to his hat.
Slipper-Wielding = insult to his shoes.
Clype-Dreep-Bachle = From the gutter / Out of it / at his last straw - Old / worn out.
Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw = Mommy’s Boy.
Bleathering = Speaking a load of crap.
Gomeril = Dog
Jessie = Pansy / Sissy / Girl
Oaf-Looking = Look like a moron.
Scooner = A half pint aka short man.
Nyaff = Out of date
Plookie = DImwit / stupid looking
Shan = person who speaks and comes from an ethnic minority.
Milk-Drinking = Woose / Guy who can’t handle his drink.
Soy-Faced Shilpit = Insulting him as an asian stereotype.
Mim-Moothed = Small speaker (not big with his words / speaks submissively)
Sniveling = Complainer / Moans about stuff.
Worm-Eyed = Small minded / Can’t see for heck
Hotten-Blaugh = Waste of space
Vile-Stoochie = Dirty / Unclean
Cally-Breek-Tattie = Extremely Lazy / Can’t lift a finger
the best chain of insults ever laid out to date
Finally the translator’s notes I’ve wanted my whole life
The Evening World, New York, November 16, 1888
2017 GOT ME FEELING LIKE 🙌🏿🙌🏿😂
I will never scroll pass this 😭😂😂😂😂
I can’t believe we did this lol
#BlackBoyJoy
Love this
That Black Boy Joyyyyy✨😁😁😁
I love this soo much 😭
What 2021 need to feel like
Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak
Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength
THE GUY AT THE END
Ahahah it’s not just knee strength you need, friend. It’s thighs, ass, ankles, calves, you need everything from your waist down to be horrifyingly fit and toned for this.
Also core strength. So include the waist. Everything from the nipples down.
Don’t forget absurd back flexibility
“Ballet is a really hard dance to master.”
Slavic dancing: “Hold my beer.”
My thighs are burning just watching.
this video just laughed at me for being out of shape.
I had a friend growing up that was from Slovakia or Ukraine, I don’t remember which. I knew him from kindergarten to 2nd grade. And since there wasn’t a large enough slavic community for this kind of dancing, he did competitive ballet. He would constantly complain that it wasn’t hard enough. Guys, its competitive ballet, one of the hardest sports you can be in as a young person. Those C-jumps the guys were doing? In american ballet or dance you usually only get your chest to where you head was. They have their bellybutton or hips where their head was. That’s fucking nuts with out running or a pre jump. This kind of dancing was constantly going on at their house. I would like to point out that’s insane. His mom and dad dance almost every day. Not as high since age. But still.
”What… is that?”
Props to the animation team for doing a REALLY good job making that thing look unpleasant
When it crossed it’s arms I screamed bruh
Gurl I screamed at the damn close up 😂😂
SHE FUCKING RIPPED EVERY FOLLICLE OF HIS HAIR OUT AND I LIVE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS
honestly how can anyone recover from such a savage read for filth. santana didnt even take a second to breathe
This Vine gives me life
who are these guys
fun fact: the guy playing the keys is that kid gavin’s dad
Gavin’s uncle
Selena could, bust a move.
Type of mother I aspire to be.
^
The Weeknd ~ AFTER HOURS ~
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
Koop
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
I reblogged this twice now
I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry
Not taking a fucking chance
Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance
No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.
How dare you
Whatcha doin to me Farkle!
i can’t risk it
sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever
Sorry I can’t risk it
Fuck sorry guys I love my mom
Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.
2.8 million notes
CANT RISK IT
god creating lil nas x
Oh my GOD