posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1 (part 2)

Stunning gardens

Im crying this is so beautiful

i’m in this fandom

JETZT GIBT ES ÄRGER

UND ES KOMMT NOCH HÄRTER

WIR WOLLEN ÜBER DIE ERDE REGIEREN

UND UNSEREN EIGENEN STAAT KREIEREN

LIEBE UND WAHRHEIT VERURTEILEN WIR

MEHR UND MEHR MACHT, DAS WOLLEN WIR

JESSIE

UND JAMES

Wir sind Team Rocket, so schnell wie das Licht!

GEBT LIEBER AUF

UND BEKÄMPFT UNS NICHT

MIAUZ, GENAU!

WwwwOOOOOOO-ING

GENAU!

すず

The stuffed animal closest to you is now your companion in battle. Tag with the results.

Magische Momente im Frauenfußball

Schluss mit Manndeckung: Die Erfolgsgeschichte der DFB-Frauen

Ein Kaffeeservice. Das erhielt jede deutsche Fußball-Nationalspielerin, als die Frauenmannschaft 1989 zum ersten Mal die Europameisterschaft gewann. Heute, acht Europameister- und zwei Weltmeistertitel später, erfahren die DFB-Frauen glücklicherweise mehr Anerkennung im deutschen Spitzensport. Bei der Frauen-Europameisterschaft 2017 in den Niederlanden kämpft die deutsche Nationalmannschaft um einen weiteren Titel.

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Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street.  That needed to be repeated.  Even Playboy.

happy fathers day to my actual dad….. and thats vernon roche

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

we all have that movie we saw too young and probably scarred us for life.

Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators

I get so annoyed when people are like “we don’t need to be teaching sex ed to kids and teens who aren’t having sex” then why are we making kids and teens do fire drills and lockdown drills if no emergencies are happening???? because when the time comes they’ll know what to do to stay safe you stupid onion peel

the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh 

@ all clothing store employees im so sorry im so bad at folding i just wanted to look at it

laptopped:

I think the biggest german discussion is when you meet someone from a different area in Germany and they call things differently and you are just like “nooooo that is not what it’s name is!!!” But the other person just won’t see your point because they think the same you think. Friendship can break over this folks.

Story time: The other day my friend and I got into a discussion about gender pronouns for various german words, such as butter, nutella or schorle (a schorle is usually drink made of water mixed with juice or something). Anyhow, she is from NRW, I am from Ba-Wü. She wanted to convince me it’s die butter, die nutella und die schorle (all female). Where I come from, it’s der butter (male), das nutella (neutral) und das schorle (also neutral) however. It turned into a somewhat heated discussion in public, so  much so that even strangers that were walking past us had to chime in and put in their two cents. It turned into a huge ass discussion with like 3 strangers, so lemme tell ya, Germans are very passionate about dialects.

the worst one is definitely people from NRW saying “Sose” instead of “Soße”. i’m literally ready to kill whenever i hear Sose.

Why you’re all coming for us in NRW like that especially when you say fucked up shit like der Butter and das Schorle?! That’s just so wrong! I never ever heard that in my life? Is it really what you say down there? Lmao 😂😂 That reminds me of the time I found out all of Germany calls Berliner Berliner except Berlins population. They’re called Pfannkuchen there! Why??

“Der Butter” broke my heart and made me cry tbh. Please don’t do this!

Als ob Leute “das Schorle” sagen, wie kann man der Schorle das nur an tun.

It is obviously die Butter (feminine), das Nutella (neuter), und die Schorle (feminine).

Everyone else can go home and think about about they did wrong in life that led them to such great lapses in judgement.

Okay I agree in Standard German I would say it exactly the same, but when I speak dialect you will never get me to say “die Butter”.

Also I will defend say größer wie anstatt als in my dialect with my fucking life