Manifesting that my future spouse claps these cheeks like he’s Christian Grey but with emotional stability and genuine intimacy 🧘🏻♀️
i really hate washing a big pot in a small sink the way you can’t move or turn it without it clanging in some place just irritates me so much one of life’s small displeasures
has this been done yet
I am a big simp
The pun…. just.. how?
Ngh.
i’m a clove of garlic and God is crushing me under a knife so i add flavour to the soup
Magic trick! Push this boy up against a wall and watch his ability to form a rational thought disappear before your very eyes
all I want in life is for someone to buy me me Amazon wishlist. It has gotten out of control, just like my fucking life.
Possums are great because depending on how you look at them, they’re either horrible things, or just soft fluffy dudes with love instead of brain cells (table below)
you’re absolutely right op
The opposite of Phineas Flynn
Here’s a true story about studying for finals.
The culprit:
this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out
youve done it! youve boiled being in your early twenties down to its bare essentials!