Succulents grown into the shape of a Chameleon, Montreal Botanical Garden..
THATS SO FUCKIN COOL GET OUTTA MY FACEEEEE
I’m stupid and bi and it’s all u need to know about me
don’t even try to talk to me about “bi privilege” like bitch did being being bi save Hamlet, prince of Denmark, from being Stabbethed and poisonéd right there along with all those str8s??? no??? then Shut the hell Up
person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*
the gays™ are coming
You have been warned
My brain and I having the same conversation every semester.
millennial culture is saying “uh yeah I sure hope it does” whenever passing by a road work ahead sign
john mulaney is a horrible person. wake up guys. stop reblogging posts about him. stop supporting him. he is a despicable person. seriously. he SAW what they were doing to tyler and he did nothing. tell me, how is he better than a nazi?
well you see he was over there on the bench
ICONIC.
GOD I love this pissed off Texan mom
In gym today, someone was trying to get us to guess vines and he said, “Okay, so these people are gathered in kind of a conference” and I immediately screamed “A CHILD” and that’s a gen z mood
people only draw sexy demons now and its getting boring. new mandate that demons can no longer be horny we’re going back to silly medieval art demon with a face where an ass should be and its playing a trumpet with it
horns are pretty important to a lot of demons snakegay
like its a pretty classic design element
you think youre so funny huh? you think youre reall funny? you think youre the big funnny person on the block? you think youre jokes? you think you tell jokes? you think you make jkes? you thsink
yeah kinda
Okay but what if Peter and Shuri are at the Avengers Compund and Peter asks Shuri if she wants to watch a movie with him in the screening room and she says yes. So they go in and Peter turns on Star Wars and half way through the movie he jokingly says how she should make real life SW tech. She tells him to pause the movie and she walks out of the room and comes back 10 minutes later and is like “I made these when I was 11!” And pulls out 2 functioning lightsabers and hands one to Peter, who is in shock and they start running around the compound fighting with lightsabers. T'Challa is annoyed because he told Shuri to leave them at home and Tony doesn’t know if he should be impressed bc Shuri made actual lightsabers or worried that two 16 year olds are running around using ACTUAL lightsabers.
Tony: hey what do you have there
Peter n Shuri, as they run pass: lightsabers!
Tony : NO!
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?