My sister left her phone on her bed, unlocked while she had a shower. Seeing an opportunity I sent her boyfriend "hey we need to talk". Hayley saw the message before Kaleb and freaked herself out. This was her response.

The Comfy Spot

I am in my sister's room as my Oma stayed the night and is sleeping in my bed. Now when we used to share a room she would rub her legs together like a cricket to fall asleep so I was expecting that but her new night time ritual was different. Haha. No. Oma is in my room. It was exciting. Hayley had to roll over continuously, she has to keep moving until she finds 'the spot'. She started rolling and I was laying with my eyes closed facing her bed and she very suddenly stopped because she thought I was watching her and she became very self-concious. So I rolled over and faced the other way and couldn't help but laugh when she started rolling again as it was very noisy and she was getting very self-concious. She kept telling me. "I've just got roll over a few more times to find the comfy spot." Then when she finally found her spot as I was still laughing she said "Why is this irrational? I have lay in all the spots to find which one I comfiest. Like it changes every night, my sides could be sore or if my boobs are sore I don't want to lay on my tummy and then if the pillows aren't in the same place it isn't the same. There are lots of variables!"

The Author

Today I went into university to borrow some books out and Hayley came for a drive. My assignment is on the authorship of the book of Hebrews so we are in the section on Hebrews and she is helping me find relevant books. So I say "I'm looking for stuff about author." She opens a book, finds the author's preface and turns to me dead serious "is this what you're looking for?" "No hun, about the author of Hebrews not the author of the book."

Pretty as a pixie ♡

QotD ~ Hayley

4 years ago Quote of the Day "Only Yetis creep up on you while you're trying to sleep."

Degrees will leave you as busy as a bee 🐝

Hey Spring Time, I wish I wasn't studying and could enjoy more of your beautiful, flowery days. 🌹

Tampon VS. Wet Nail Polish

Grill’d is partnering with “polished man”, a charity against domestic violence, if you paint one nail and register online you can get a free burger every day all week. My sister is going out with our boyfriends tonight to get free burgers, I am at college until late tonight and I get a message from her. This is the message “So like I am going to grill'd with the boys, so I painted my nails then I went to pee oh so carefully cause wet nails. And I pull down my pants and BAM World War Three in my pants. so like Kaleb here at this point and I am like ok so my weapons at choice tampon. So like wet nail tampon that was a fun experience” So my darling sister painted all her nails, went to the toilet with wet nail polish, found a crime scene in her pants. Her boyfriend is there so she grabs one of the tampons from the box in the toilet and doesn’t think to wipe off the nail polish with toilet paper or anything, rather just goes for putting the tampon in with wet nail polish.

In our conversation after this I asked her “Did you get nail polish all up your vag?” and she replied, “I didn’t check.” I though that the state of the nail polish afterwards would have given it way

Dutch Ovens

A few years ago when we wwre sharing a room. Hayley, 'I'm going to fart. Okay. Ahhhh that's a good one. ... OH! OH! Not a good one, DO NOT STICK YOUR HEAD UNDER THE COVERS.'

Misplacing Onions

Let us set the scene. It is about 8.30 in the morning and my sister is just starting to prepare a slow cooker dinner. I am in the bathroom washing my face. In grabbing out the ingredients she grabs an onion and realises she doesn’t know how many she needs. So carrying the onion she goes into her bedroom (which is across from the bathroom) to grab her laptop. On the trip into the bedroom she realises her shirt is very uncomfortable because she had put in on backwards and, of course, you cannot hold an onion while changing a shirt. So she walks into the bathroom and asks me, “Can you hold this please?” At this point my hands and face are covered in face wash bubbles, I answer, slightly perplexed “Uh, no?”  She then places the onion on the sink beside me and goes “Oh, okay.” and walks out.  I finish washing my face and the onion is still beside me, I can hear Hayley back in the kitchen and I am very confused as to why I have an onion with me in the bathroom. So I pick up the onion and bring it out to Hayley, “Did you want this?”

And Hayley being Hayley replies, “Oh! That is where it went! I was looking for that!”

No Nipples

So Emm is over and she throws a tan crop/sports bra over her normal bra. I was like "awesome, double braing it!" Emm "well this way I can wear white dresses without it showing through." Me "That's smart." Emm "except because it is so close to my skin colour I am worried people are going to look at it and be "oh my gosh!" She doesn't have nipples!"

Boyfriends have Pockets

My sister has just started dating my boyfriend's best friend. Now one of the perks of having a boyfriend is you can utilize his pockets because girls clothes don't have pockets. So walking this morning we were talking about our boyfriends and she exclaims "I have pockets now!" We decided that this is the only reason we date guys, right? Because they have pockets!

Wet, hungry chickens.

3 years ago I was out exploring il bel paese d'Italia. ♡ Grazie Millie @boombeth per un tempo grande! (at Ovada)

The wonderful @honestinstah is teaching me how to ride! #vroomvroom

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