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&. * heartruled.
❝ absolutely. only difference is a FRENEMY wouldn’t own up to it. do you want me to be HONEST about turning you in, or pretend it wasn’t me? ❞
❝ i think you should be HONEST about turning me in. i want the world to know that you’re a little bitch, emphasis on LITTLE. ❞
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❝ in that case, you’re my ENEMY, obviously. and as your enemy, i have to get you arrested. there’s no way out of it. ❞
❝ have you read fanfiction before? all enemies end up being gay for each other, so let’s go with frenemies. would a frenemy really turn me in? ❞
&. * heartruled.
❝ because i’m your FRIEND, and friends get each other ARRESTED, and also sometimes frame each other for murder. ❞
❝ then i renounce our nonexistent friendship right now, so you won’t get me arrested. ❞
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&. * unbeliiever.
“I’m good, really—-” Soon she’d already made a rather awkward run for the counter before setting everything down. “There, see? I only dropped a couple of things. Still, like, a ninety-something success rate there.”
❝ so proud of you, jan. ❞ coy smile toys on lips, then she stood from where she sat, zigzagging around to pick up the dropped items. ❝ maybe next time, you can get that ultimate success rate. ❞
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&. * heartruled.
❝ don’t worry. your asshole personality shines through. plus, i’ll totally turn you in. ❞
❝ what are you talking about? i am a good, nice human being. and why would you turn me in? i’m too cute for jail. ❞
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&. * unbeliiever.
@ncthopeful !!!
“——-I’m fine, I got this, I got this—–”
She definitely does NOT got this. She’s probably going to end up dropping near EVERYTHING.
would it be better to help, or to simply stare? ❝ are you sure you’ve got all of that? i can help you if you want. ❞
&. * heartruled.
❝ maybe not, but you can still be chargedas a little bitch. ❞
❝ i won’t get charged in the first place, because i won’t get caught. have you heard my voice? i’m too cute to be a suspect for murder. ❞
&. * heartruled.
❝ i’m also a QUEER WOMAN, and it’s STILL MURDER. ❞
❝ fine, then i’ll stab him for you. unlike you, i am not OLD so i can’t be charged as an adult. ❞