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lulu .

@littlelululittlelulu-blog / littlelululittlelulu-blog.tumblr.com

not vienna but I'll show you who I am
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IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

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jdeko

Evangelation

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

This is wonderful

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Stafford Gives More Details About Assaulting Dylann Roof

“I wouldn’t say it’s justice, but I felt as if I did the right thing,” 
When he first got there, everyone was cussing him out, saying what they were going to do to him,” Stafford said. “But I wasn’t even in the mindset of violence. I was more like damn, that could’ve been my people. No, they were my people. I just didn’t understand how he could do that… Pure evil.”
Still, Stafford said that he’d engage in small talk with Roof. He said he’d walk by his cell and they’d chat about politics and current events, sometimes girls.
I’d say, ‘What’s up man,’ and he’d come to the cell door smiling like I’m his friend.”  “But the whole time I’m looking at him like, you couldn’t find nothing else to do with your life? I didn’t know I was going to get him but it was more of a ‘you know what you did’ type thing.”
“The doors rattle when they lock them. My door didn’t rattle. He didn’t pull it hard enough. After I heard all the other doors rattle, I pushed on the door and went downstairs.”
Stafford said he uttered just four words before he started throwing punches: “Mind if I join?”
By the time jail guards responded Roof was badly bloodied, curled up in a fetal position.
Did Roof fight back?
He tried, but, nah,” Stafford said with a chuckle. “I beat Dylann Roof’s ass.”
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I need to find people who think, feel, love and are like me. I know there has to be at least one. I'm tired of being the only one.

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The worst feeling in the world is being alone amongst so many people who claim to be on your side.

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“If a child grows up never seeing themselves representative as successful or as the hero, then they are the anomaly if they succeed, and the expectation if they fail.”

yes, lil sis!

Wow!! Watch the entire thing. She’s a great speaker and so very smart.

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xashknicolex

This was very well put!

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thugilly

SLAY QUEEN!

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