elliott posting

Yoinks you

anyways . who wants to see some atrocious cocktail recipes i came up with running on 2 hours of sleep.

its becahse youre always on that damn toilet

It's almost that time of year fellas

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

had to share this note i woke up and wrote in the dead of night

ryuk

my whole life i will need funny kittys

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

Seated Runner Duck

oh fuck another one

A quick and cute Stoodle (to interrupt the spicy posts for a bit) for your Monday ✨

Yes they absolutely had time to make out underwater by the gate what do you mean?

Folks, I’m working on so much more art I’m kinda scaring myself with how much I’m making 😂😅

There’s definitely some stuff that I won’t be able to post here so I’m trying to figure out what to do with that… lmao

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raw chicken breast come alive

ITS SLIMEY THE WORMS BIRTHDAY EVERYONE

EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR SLIMEY THE WORM