she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

Hell no.

Sorry

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

Scrolled past but got paranoid

y

EU TE AMO MÃE 

WHY IS THIS POST BACK?

Omg this my second time seeing this shit I hate these

Im so sorry and i hate these! But i never want to chance it!!

PILAR

i hate yall for bringing this back

Welp back

imso sorry i get too much anxiety over this

hate this fucking post STOP GIVING ME ANXIETY

This bullshit is back on my dash….sorry y’all.

WHHHHHAAAATTTT TTTTHHHHHEEEEER FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK

Fuck!

Bruh I literally just reblogged this. Fuck. I’m sorry

i’m sorry i can’t

Sorry, but I love my mom

Can people stop making these it’s really fucking with my anxiety

Can’t risk it.

Over four million moms are safe now

i trust him

this is what a male feminist should look like

the other side says “treats and pets, not trump and pence”

GOOD SHIT

😭😍😭😍😭😍😭😍

Damn, this is so good

OMGGG

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

2 tampons instead of one for extra protection on your period!

George R.R. Martin, A Feast for Crows (via wordsnquotes)

@ parents who dont let their kids dye their hair: why r u so afraid of ur kid looking cool

i have the mental stability of mr crocker