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conveniently lost.

@notmeowse / notmeowse.tumblr.com

retired from vampire
allergic to lineart and coloring. cis bi pumpkin pie.
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domithanasia

the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary

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bigchump1994

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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corsairesix

I love the characterization of Lae'zel as a deliberate, reasonable person who through no fault of her own is wrong about almost everything

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