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☠️MOXLEY LOVER☠️

@jeffwatersismyhusband / jeffwatersismyhusband.tumblr.com

💀Hey guys welcome to my blog! I love pro wrestling, metal, animals and food. 💀
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memewhore

u kids really liked this one huh everyone doin ok?

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jaxkiekie

This weirdly reminds me of the time the people installing the new water heater at my house found hundreds of living clams and mushrooms under the floor in our basement.

I'm gonna need you to elaborate and provide images if possible because that sounds both horrifying and fucking magical.

Oh! There's not much to tell really LMAO but our water heater was broken and some people came to replace it and the basement is SO OLD because it's the remnants of the originally built house from like 100 years ago. I live like a mile from the bay so i'm not that far away from the water but also it's not like a beach house so ???? So the foundation is probably. Not great. Because it's old. I think they said there was something wrong with it when we bought the house but I don't remember what? But so the water heater installers needed to tear up some of the floor down in the basement ig. And they found like. Living clams down there. Like just vibing. Along with a ton of mushrooms. I don't even know what it looked like because it was only explained to me by my dad, the water heater installation was done by the time I heard. They took the clams out though. I have no idea how they got there. But the past owners of this house had a drug lab and apparently all the neighbors shunned them so much that one neighbor got a really tall fence built when we moved in. So they were probably pretty wacky people. Maybe they placed them there? I don't know. Anyway yeah that's the clam story. Sorry I don't have any pictures ): Might ask my dad if she has some.

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bscully

Just Berserk fandom things

THIS IS THE ONLY FANDOM IVE SEEN WHERE THINGS LIKE THESE ^^^^^ARE HAPPENING

And this is also why I love it so much

<3

I mean

HONESTLY

SAME

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bscully

As promised: Seksi Guts Megapost >:D

I actually do not enjoy objectifying Guts too much (because I love his character and growing as person too) but you can’t just ignore these mantiddies

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…or that goddamn huge back

HE GOT A BODY OF STEEL YO

LOOK AT THEM THICC ARMS OH MY GOD

Only Miura can make you want to hug (cause he’s hurt badly ;-;) and screw this guy at the same time, like OOF

ITS UNREAL HOW HOT THIS GUY IS

And don’t even get me started on that face of his

I particularly like his rage faces because B O I

If that guy is angry or is in pain, he sure puts his entire soul into it

(and I love Miura for delivering this so well)

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Even his goofball faces are still seksi af…

…and last but not least THAT SMILE

Guts is 10/10 perfect boi confirmed

k im done gutsgirlin’

OLD BUT GOLD POST

Tfw this got flagged and someone actually had to scroll through this when I appealed for the content filter. Lmao I hope you enjoyed it, tumblr staff!

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bscully
Anonymous asked:

I don't know about you... but guts all messed up with disheveled hair could be the hottest, sexiest way Miura could ever draw him, if the idea of guts living a happy ever after wasn't sexier.

Hewwo and thawnks for the awsk owo

AAAAAAAH! You know what.

You are abso-fucking-lutely right

Not only sexy af, but also CUTE. I wanna rustle up his hair too dammit

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