Y'all wanna see a weird cucumber illuminati cup I found at the thrift shop?

Cucumber illuminati cup

Knowledge is knowing that this was a promotional cup that accompanied an unusual cucumber-and-rose flavored gin.

Wisdom is knowing that explains nothing.

MY HEART HURTS....

DON’T LOOK AWAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️

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when you see someone cute in a bakery

But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY. 

We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests. 

all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them 

he’s wwwaaayyy too cute

What a great employee… Doing so well..

@padtthai @wendycult

Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa

Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas

*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*

I am about to go clothes shopping and change my look completely by buying more black clothes

How u doin

Me today

Lemony Snicket, The Hostile Hospital

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