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Your political beliefs absolutely do reflect who you are as a person. End of.

Booksmart (2019)

dir. by Olivia Wilde, screenplay by Katie Silberman, Sarah Haskins, Emily Halpern, Susanna Fogel

OSCAR DOES NOT GET ENOUGH INTERNET FAME AS THE BEST GAY REPRESENTATION IN THE WORKPLACE

don’t forget on pride month

Simone Biles joining Serena Williams in “best athletes of all time” arena I see.

hey did bella and edward ever sit down and talk about what it felt like for him to die of spanish influenza or was that like a trigger for him and off limits

edward: *sees flu shot poster at the hospital* *immediately breaks down sobbing*

Edward Cullen actually fought every anti-vaxxer in the entire state of Washington we just didn’t get to read about it because it wasn’t relevant to Bella’s story

I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

This is the kind of content I wanna see on this website

I discovered a nice little coffee shop near my apartment, and instead of thinking “this is very convenient,” my first thought was my life’s coffee shop au is about to begin

Update: I was at the aforementioned coffee shop and this guy sat down next to me near the window. A pretty barista came over with his drink, and she said to him: “This isn’t right. You’re supposed to sit at the counter! You’re supposed to tell me stories!” And the guy laughed, and they both looked at the counter (where all the spots were taken) and he was like, “We could kick someone out.” And she was like, “I would do that! Which one?” And they joked around a bit more, and then she went back to the behind the counter, and as soon as someone vacated their spot he moved all his stuff over to the counter, and I realized, this is not my coffee shop au. I am in their coffee shop au. 

girls learn to watch themselves in third person so they can constantly fix their laugh and smile and hair and dancing and speech in hopes they can transform into a different person that someone will love and girls fear that if anyone sees them in their most candid self then they will be deemed unlovable and I’m so exhausted from practicing my smile in the mirror but girls also know that the ability to be loved is synonymous with their worth

It’s always a little unsettling when you catch yourself doing it in a moment—realize you’re seeing yourself from a position detached from yourself, observing yourself to see if you’re performing correctly. And then you realize what you’re doing and there’s almost a sense of vertigo

this morning my starbucks is all women, so when i ordered it was all “i love your glasses!” “that drink is soooo good” “have a great day babe!” which is amazing showstopping incredible BUT yesterday the same starbucks was staffed by all guys and my interaction went kind of like this:

first guy, unprompted: we’re trying to help john name his scorpion

his coworker, leaning around him: here’s a list of names you should vote or write your own

me: …..what

john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION

This is what “boys will be boys” should be

Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.

“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”

and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

every other solo superhero movie sequel is named after some conflict (thor ragnarok, thor the dark world, cap civil war, spiderman far from home) or a new character (cap the winter soldier, antman n the wasp) and then you have iron man. just iron man 1, 2 & 3. like who gives a fuck what hes up against, the mcu knew all we wanted is just 6 hours of tony doing whatever the fuck he wanted and it was amazing

Me walking into the theaters on June 28th to re-watch a 3 hour long movie that emotional destroyed me just to watch like a minute worth of extra never before seen footage

due to personal reasons I’ll be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist