Queen Of The New Broken Scene

In honor of vine, I made a compilation featuring some of my favorites. RIP Vine, you will be missed.

I’m 11 so shut the fuck up

the internet is undefeated

so sick of looking at my purse and not seeing $20,000

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

When you’re in a horror movie and hear that music

“back up two feet” Lmaoooooo😭😭

“He has a soundtrack”

I’m fucking weaaaakkkk 😭😭😭😭😭

lmfao

Kmsl!!!

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

That last one.

This is too good not to reblog.

help

(x)

I will miss this family so much.

nothing turns me on more than someone who sincerely cares about me and who directly communicates their intentions

???

Zac Efron

Omg chill. Eat a burger. Have an ice cream. It’s ok.

the one on the bar looks like a dali painting or somehting

It’s Not That Complicated 💗💜💙 by Thomas Sanders

Literally this simple

Do me a favor okay? Stop trying to go back to who you were before. Before you were raped, before you got sick before an eating disorder took over your life. stop trying to be who you were five, ten, twenty years ago. Before the mental illness took over, before he died, back before your parents split or you lost your best friend.

You are NOT the same person as before. You never will be again. Give up the idolization of “before” and be who you are now. Be the you AFTER.

Thank you

no post on tumblr has ever hit me more than this whoa

yall reblogging this like that shirt’s a joke i will unironically wear this fucker into hell and dance upon marx’s grave wearing this

this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen