Forest of Distraction

a concept: give hawkeye his own netflix series. turns out his family was a cover, he’s just really good at pretending to be responsable. he has a dog, can’t cook, doesn’t clean, is broke. kate bishop is there. 

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’

And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’

Galavant | S2 Bloopers: Feels more like a deleted scene…

Ah yes, the cats are blossoming lovely this year

THIS IS THE FYFINSINI THING EVERV OMVODK

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE U WATCH

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen :D

OMG this is so adorable 😄

Barry: NYOOM

Supergirl: NO YOU SHALL NOT NYOOM THIS

He shall nyoom nyo more.

He has been out-nyoomed

so fucking cute

some people were complaining the original of this was too easy; so here’s a hard version for nerds and people who are good at wordsearches

all words are up and down, no diagonals, some backwards

knock yourselves out

1.07 // 2.04

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

Here’s the orbital period of our solar system’s 8 major planets (how long it takes each to travel around the sun). Their size is to scale and their speed is accurate relative to Earth’s. The repetition of each GIF is proportional to their orbital period. Mercury takes less than 3 months to zoom around Sol, Neptune takes nearly 165 years.  

fuck this gifset do you know how long i sat here waiting for fucking neptune to drag its lazy ass into the frame

Me every time when I was buying all buildings in Rome. Best thing in Brotherhood is that you can own a frigging Colosseum and couple of other buildings too. Bene.

#this is exactly how he accidentally became a war hero

My favorite kind of villains are the ones that you can understand. Not agree with, not like, but understand. You’re frightened by their actions in a really visceral way because you realize that, in the wrong circumstances, you might become a monster too.

The scariest type of monsters are the ones that seem human and familiar.