“why are you so tired all the time” God is killing me! thanks for asking
“if we make it through december, everything’s gonna be alright, I know.”
if we make it through december
Dragons. You agree, reblog
nobody bitch about the tumblr checkmark this is the funniest shit staff has pulled in months and its absolutely contributing to the landlord-firing-gunshots-at-passing-cars vibe of the past week
yeah? yeah tumblr? do i seem interested in the twin towers fat fucking tits??? is that what i seem interested in?????
Tumblr user gandalfsbignaturals seems confused why tumblr would assume they're interested in fat tits photoshopped onto things, more at 11
not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.
one of the worst feelings in the world is when you're playing a game with dialogue choices and none of the options are something you want to say. like i know it's not me, it's the character i'm playing, but he would not fucking say that. i know him better than you and the burden of this knowledge weighs heavier on me than you will ever understand.
a comic about a worm on a string
I'm back and this is a musk free safe space