i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

when ur drunk in a club bathroom having a heart to heart with a girl you’ve never met before

That one gremlin in my brain: We’re so… fuckin lonely? We’re LONEly. We wanna hOLD a PERson and bE loved,,,

The rest of me:

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel

i love santa clarita diet

im attracted to men but at what cost

Who is this???

Wrong answers only

Bruce Wayne

The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun

John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana

Tom Holland photographed by Michael Muller for Man About Town Magazine

me browsing my dash: cool pic but wouldn’t…

#dedicated to the gram

…that happen. yeah, that.

TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!

the best couple

Someone finally recognized him

Forget-Me-Not, by Stimpy Rah.