not only do i put a little line through my 7s but i put one through my Zs too. i’m sick and twisted. you’re never getting out of this network of caves alive.
Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
finally I got them all
for the last time i DON'T have ADHD!!!!!!! i'm just always daydreaming because of the witch's curse, i make impulse choices because of the wizard's curse, i only forget things because of the sorcerer's curse, i get everywhere late because of the amulet's curse, my place is a mess because of the skeleton's curse, and i'm tapping my foot because i'm feeling the rhythm of life babey! what do you MEAN you found my protective runes in the laundry again
the term "i love to boggy" will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon
forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well
Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit
*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.
“forsooth! the scribe lies to us! upon this day i swear these star-crossed lovers shall meet again”
I don’t know what’s going on here but I’m in
girls night
*severs the silver thread tying your body to the spiritual plane* lolllll you cant even access the spiritual plane
as the mod of r/Damnthatsinteresting i demand you return the sultans ruby
oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.
phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?
yes
ok
Why's there a sliced salmon in the background?
loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
congrats to et al. for their very quantitatively impressive contribution to every scientific fields
youtube has identified me as a heavy cube enjoyer