'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame.

Cause you’re totally gonna be able to afford a hotel with Egyptian sheets.

Listen, I am talking about when I get to Alaska not before. I’m not made of money.

Whatever helps you sleep at night Puckerman.

Mm, and when I make it to Alaska, I will be sleeping on those fancy Egypt sheets.

It looks an awful lot like running away.

But it’s not, it’s a journey. Like Stand by Me and The Outsiders.

I think I’ll be just fine. I’m not one to run away from my problems.

Rosie, I don’t have any problems here. I’m just ready for a new start is all, so it’s not running away.

Good. It’s doing us all a favor.

Nah, just doing myself a favor. Good luck being trapped in Lima, Rose. You’ll need it

Just do the town a favor and leave already.

Don’t worry Rose, I’m already half way outta here.

Don’t act like you have a fucking clue about me or my life, alright?

Right Rose, whatever you say

And what would I have to be scared of other than being forced to be around you 24/7?

I just have a feeling that you want to get out of this town, you hate it here as much as I do. People here treat you like shit, same as me and I know you hate all the fucking assholes here. I think that you should get the hell outta dodge when you can. People here ain’t ever gonna treat you right Rosie.

I really don’t think I am. Plus if I was that concerned, don’t you think I would have tried to make a move already?

I think it’s cause you are just scared to be honest, but I will respect your obvious fear and you can keep doing you while stuck in this town forever.

I think I’ll be just fine Puckerman.

You say that now, but you know you are missing out.

I think I’ll take my chances. Thanks though.

Your loss

And if I don’t?

Then you’ll just be denying yourself the truth and also missing out on my amazingness

Cause I’m gonna trust what Kitty Wilde and her loser posse say.

Mm, I’d believe it if I where you.

Why do I get the feeling that trying to make your car seem a little over-masculine is a compensation tactic?

Oh Rosie, I am not compensating, you can ask Wilde and her Cheerios about me. Like I said, I was defending something that I worked hard for.

Says the person swearing up a storm at me cause I offended his ego by judging his truck.

I have a right to defend the honor of my possessions. You threw out an insult and I gave a defense.

You need to get your ass laid and get rid of that attitude Puckerman.

Ain’t got an attitude, Rosie, that’s all you.

You don’t have to be an car expert to know that looking at that car the wrong way will crumble it into pieces.

Again, you are not driving it or a passenger in it, so I really don’t give a shit what you think.