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Non cooking spray stick

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Great job team hit the showers

in case you were curious, this is the current state of NFT crypto bros on twitter

"my kids know me as this ape"

"I met my wife when I WAS in this ape" what does he mean by in this ape???? Why the all caps "WAS" XD.

god imagine how much better the world would be if these people just commissioned some fucking fursonas with all that money instead

girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

j why did you censor the name of the scottish play

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

reblog to be eaten by this thing

November 29, 2023 - Kissinger has finally died! 🦀🦀🦀

GHOST OF TSUSHIMA  ✦〈7/?〉

that took 3 minutes.

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

GHOST OF TSUSHIMA ➔ scenery ♾️

This dark souls 2 skeleton is kinda 🤓 i know he was a bookish one

Can the last member of staff at Tumblr turn off Live on their way out please