Deadpool {Sentence Starters}
- “Fuck, you’re old.“
- “Wanna get fucked up?“
- “I’m gonna need all the guns.”
- “Ugh, stupid, stupid. Worth it!“
- “Shit. Did I leave the stove on?“
- “All dinosaurs feared the T-Rex!“
- “Why such a douche this morning?”
- “I got a plan. You’re not gonna like it.“
- “I’d go with you, but… I don’t want to.“
- “I prefer not to hit a woman, so please…“
- “You’re really gonna fuck this up for me?“
- “Time to make the chimi-fuckin’-changas.“
- “It sounds even stupider when you say it.”
- “This is not going to end well for me, is it?“
- “That’s good. You should keep it that way.“
- “We can’t allow this. Please, come quietly.”
- “I should’ve come and found you sooner…”
- “I don’t want to see that or think of it, again.“
- “Please. House blowing up builds character.“
- “You guys going for a bite? Early bird special?“
- “What the shit? That’s the coolest name ever!”
- “Have you decided what you’re gonna say to her?“
- “So, you mean to say… after all this, you can’t fix me?”
- “I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn’t having it.”
- “You can’t buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!“
- “At some point you have to wonder if he’s just a bad parent.“
- “So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door?“
- “I don’t have time for the goody two-shows bullshit right now!“
- “I’ve played a lot of roles… damsel in distress ain’t one of them.“
- “If I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much.”
- “A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That’s like, sixteen walls.“
- “Tell me where your fucking boss is or you’re going to die! In five minutes!“
- “Now, I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.”
- “Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.“
- “Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible and completely unfuckable.”
- “And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder.“