I’m literally in tears.

Dear god

i had to pause the video at starch masks i think im gonna die

Years ago, you promised your firstborn to a witch. Since then, despite your best efforts, you can’t seem to get laid. The witch is starting to get pretty pissed.

Y’all get together to discuss your options and she starts coaching you on how to get men because she doesn’t want to waste more magic on you without promise of payment. The more time you guys spend together the more you realize you have a bit of a crush on her. Soon you’re sabotaging your dates on purpose to see her again. 

Long story short you fall in love and get married and do the sperm donor thing AND YOUR FIRSTBORN IS HERS BY DEFAULT and you live happily ever after. The end.

Baby cries in the middle of the night

Witch: Ughhhhh. It’s your turn.

You: You bought it. You handle it.

I really wish we had more butch women characters. Like, in general. As main characters with various kinds of stories, they can be superheroes or space explorers or paranormal investigators or the lead of a cute rom com or whatever! I just really want to see butch women made human and relatable and worthwhile

I mean come on, Laura EILEEN Hollis y’all

Bonus picture of the moon baby being adorable!

i understand why daryl did what he did, i understand the reasons behind his actions, but that doesn’t mean it’s okay. i understand negans actions, but that doesn’t mean i’m not angry that he brutally murdered a character i love.

it’s not okay that he reacted that way at the worst possible moment. it’s not okay that everyone else managed to stay put, even the youngest of the group, and yet he couldn’t. it’s not okay that a poc character died because of the actions of a white fave. that’s not okay. that’s all people are saying.

you can understand a characters actions and still be angry. people have the right to be angry. no one is saying glenn’s death was entirely his fault. negan was holding the bat, negan killed him. but daryl was the catalyst for it.

Natalie Dormer photographed by James Macari for Fashion Magazine, February 2016

Needless to say, I caught up on Carmilla ;3

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She’s like that Catwoman broad, in the papers.

Just because two people aren’t romantically involved doesn’t mean they can’t be super important to one another.

Just because two people are super important to one another doesn’t mean they have to be romantically involved.

It is okay to love people deeply without wanting to be with them romantically and people should not make your friendship uncomfortable by consistently nagging you to date.

Let’s appreciate and support friendships and stop demanding people to have feelings they don’t have.

hollsten breathing each other in in between kisses

i reckon andrew’s actually in a power stance to establish baking dominance

Rpg animals! for fun!

You can buy them as stickers here!