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I'm goth now but in an uwu kinda way

@jheselbraum / jheselbraum.tumblr.com

Jasper | He/They | Genderqueer | Biromantic Ace | Art Blog @indylemon | Used to be the-ford-twin | Queer | I like Gravity Falls, Speed Racer, The Legend of Zelda, and D&D
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My other social media sites:

Hi everyone, I'm tumblr user jheselbraum, formerly known as the-ford-twin. Things on tumblr aren't looking so great, between the current transphobia from staff and rumors of a pending deal with midjourney, I think this might finally kill the site. So, I will be slowly taking down my findable art from my sideblogs and main (my artblog only has a handful of posts, but my main is huge and I don't expect to find or export much) and in the event that tumblr does go tits up (or I just decide to stop using it, which I might) here's some other places you can find me.

Cohost: @indylemon Bluesky: @indylemon.bsky.social Pillowfort: indylemon Dreamwidth: jheselbraum

AO3: jheselbraum (not social media I know but this is where I put my writing so)

I'm not yet active on most of these sites, I'm testing the waters, but I'll be sure to update this post with my more active social media accounts later.

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Please do donate to Sudan initiatives. The news we hear from Sudan is absolutely terrible. Even if you can't donate, share it anywhere you think might get people to donate. Share it on ig, Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, whatever. Just please do share and if you can spare a few dollars once and a while....

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fridgebride

the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible

despite mass arrests by NYPD and several students (including rep ilhan omar’s daughter, isra hirsi) being suspended for their participation and having their university identification deactivated, the gaza solidarity encampment is still going strong well into its second day. def recommend following independent reporter talia jane who is taking part and providing live updates. (talia was the first reporter to break aaron bushnell’s self immolation in february; she was one of the reporters he contacted personally prior to the protest.)

thank you so much alexa @shivsblunt for mentioning it…..anyone who wants to contribute to their jail support fund can do so @ bcabolitioncollective on v*nmo. also, if anyone is in the area and available to join (via cssw4palestine on ig):

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demilypyro

Thinking about Chilchuck recommending his daughter replace him. Thinking about Marcille's fear of outliving everyone. Thinking about Marcille staying friends with Chilchuck's family for generations and generations.

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astercrash

You're named Chilchuck Tims the fifth after your great^8 grandfather and your Immortal Aunt Marcille loves you just fine but sometimes when she says your name you know she meant his.

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middle class america is forever in fear of the seal team 6 of rapist drug dealers murderers breaking into their house to get them specifically. what makes you so special?

addiction to true crime podcasts

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beelko

Obsessed with them showing all of their security measures that could never be used against them ever at all

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bogleech

I hope someone who sees this video gets through every single one of her security measures to do nothing but put an elf on the shelf somewhere and then never return

I have so many questions.

  1. If whatever she's afraid of needs that many defense mechanisms against it, what the hell is her husband going to do. Why is she so dramatically much more afraid when her husband isn't home
  2. How much did all of this stuff cost
  3. How fast could paramedics or firefighters get into the house in an emergency? How fast could she get OUT of the house in an emergency?
  4. what is that stupid whistle going to do
  5. This is a covert ad for these products isn't it

In all seriousness this is a symptom of one of the most toxic elements of American culture, which is the belief that isolation is more likely to protect you from the danger of other people, than other people are to protect you from the danger of isolation.

Realistically, a medical emergency or house fire is far more likely to occur than being randomly murdered in your own house by a stranger, but this woman "protects" herself from the safety of living in community, thereby exposing herself to the danger of living in isolation.

I'm like, morbidly fascinated to observe how normal American women think it is to fear the entire world. I am American but it's still weird to me how every other woman has a deeply ingrained fear of going for a walk alone and expects me to as well.

I'm also really caught off guard when people say things like "Oh, there might be someone on drugs" about a poor or dilapidated area, as a reason it's dangerous. In my experience, the average American seems to have no idea what "drugs" are or do, only a vague impression that they are somewhat like rabies and cause people to become indiscriminately violent and dangerous towards everyone around them.

At my first college there was a restaurant downtown that everyone said was "a front for human trafficking." Even professors would say this. Despite the widespread nature of this rumor, it never seemed to occur to anyone that this information could be actionable or that any authority could be informed about the presence of a human trafficking ring. It was just a fact; human trafficking networks were an assumed part of the everyday world, something that had to be avoided like potholes in the road.

I think about these things a lot.

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amaditalks

It is extremely beneficial for a number of industries, as well as certain politicians, for white people — and this is specific to white people — to believe that they are in life threatening danger at any given minute and it matters. It is critical to understand that this issue is extraordinarily racialized, and that the industries and politicians benefiting from making white people afraid are relying upon existing and worsening racial stratification in the US to fill their coffers, or provide them with power or both, and enjoying the knock on harms this does to the BIPOC, immigrant, unhoused and SUD communities adjacent to these needlessly terrified white folks.

77% of Americans believe that crime is increasing. While we don’t have a race breakdown of the numbers, we do have a political breakdown of the numbers, which is just as good, honestly. 92% of Republicans believe that crime is going up but only 58% of Democrats do.

In reality, every kind of crime has been decreasing for the last several years except auto theft. The murder rate fell between 2022 and 2023 at the steepest rate ever in history, and property crime is at its lowest rate since 1961. 

The most dangerous thing in the world to that woman in the video is the husband she locks herself in with every night.

Closing all your blinds and turning your lights off 24/7 like this is going to increase your chance of break-ins because there are a thousand times more people out there who want to break into your empty house and steal your TV, than people who want to assault a random stranger in their house

But to be fair those same people would probably be deterred by the door locks so it all evens out to a very expensive nothing I guess

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My brain, loving and appreciating narrative parallels and themes: Danny and Vlad are perfect foils AND they have BEAUTIFUL generational parallels through their respective trios. In a more narratively coherent version of DP, this should be explored to its fullest potential. This logically means that Danielle should not exist so as not to distract from or muddy the waters of the prime dynamic.

Also my brain, 24/7 with no chill whatsoever:

cheese melt go brrrrrrrrrr

this both accurately explains my opinions and is going to be incomprehensible to anyone who isn't trapped inside the phandom

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jheselbraum

The obvious solution here is to simply change the motive for Vlad cloning Danny in the first place from "I want a half-ghost son" to something like "If I make a clone of Danny and send that clone to the Fenton household then the clone can murder Jack for me and then Maddie and Danny will have to seek my aid to hire a defense attorney to get Daniel acquitted of murder, and if during the trial Maddie and I have an illicit love affair then during the trial Maddie and I have an illicit love affair-- wait what do you mean the clone's a girl? What do you mean I love her like a daughter?"

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amygdalae

I think he wld be very happy as a zookeeper

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plum-soup

>implying he wouldn't eventually develop a hankering for seal meat

He absolutely would. He'd use a few vacation days to visit Alaska to try traditionally prepared seal meat, and when asked why he did that he'd simply answer "Working with the sea lions got me curious". And then Marcille would hit him. And attack him

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yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you greedy fucks

good.

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laurellament

"We keep making our service worse, cancelling shows before their time, hiking up the prices, and generally ruining what once was a decent product--piracy keeps wining somehow. 🤷"

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wilwheaton

Enshittify around and find out, I guess.

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marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”

Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,

which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.

There are limitations to the benefits of being a marine biologist

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shinisenko

After raising the price of COVID-19 vaccines more than four-fold this year, Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla told investors Monday that the company will also likely hike the price of its lifesaving COVID-19 antiviral treatment, Paxlovid, raising further concern about access and healthcare costs.

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femonologue

Remember when everyone on earth started shitting on Martin Shkreli for cranking up the price of AIDS medicine? Time to do the same for Albert Bourla. Everyone needs to know his name, and everyone needs to virulently and vocally hate his goddamn guts.

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Not to be all "capitalism is a disease look how it ruined this children's book" but the knowledge that the special edition journal three was written with the express intent of like, parents helping their kids read the blacklight pages and creating a fun experience for kids only for the price of the books to end up being $100 US because the blacklight ink/glue/thing was expensive and disney publishing could only sink enough money into it to print a couple thousand (originally 5,000 which was later doubled to 10,000) is really getting to me and yeah there are a million other/more important things wrong with capitalism but like. A book that was written for children wound up being read by exactly zero children because there were only 10,000 printed and they cost a hundred bucks. And by the time any of those adults have kids old enough to even watch the dang show it's not going to be relevant and there's no guarantee that they'll like it and there's no guarantee that there will even be a legal way to watch it in the first place and it just-- sucks. The whole thing sucks.

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