I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no
Tumblr ads are like hi I know you’re elderly and busy dealing with schizophrenia and prostate cancer but you should consider shaving your balls
today one of the student workers at my job told me that if she’s struggling remembering something important in her course work she’ll wait until her professor asks a question related to that topic during a lecture and then she’ll purposefully raise her hand and answer it wrong because, and I quote, ‘the combined shame and embarrassment of getting an answer wrong in front of more than a hundred of your peers will make sure that you’ll never forget what the right answer actually was’ and if that is not the most next level balls to the wall bonkers extrovert thing I’ve ever heard then I don’t know what is
gender identity:
older brother in a teen movie who has caution tape and a hazardous waste symbol on his door
Childhood made everything feel like it lingered. The time it took for hot chocolate to cool down was eternal. Christmas day took weeks. The two-hour drive to my grandparents' house took us to a new world. It's all too fast now.
This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.
You know when youre watching a tiktok and youre like, ok, good premise, nice jokes, dumb humor, kinda original, but then it just picks all that up, rolls it like a thick news paper, and then squashes you like a fly with it all?
Damn…
I showed this to my mom and she started crying and now she’s upset. Thanks guys
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
This post changed us fundamentally
So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated
this scene is a THOUSAND times funnier with bgm off but sfx on
He's so real
pls
The fact that they’re still tight about this after all these years is so funny to me like they must think about it every single day
theres a multitude of face journeys going on here
It’s weird to grow up in a family where you know you’re loved but you don’t feel loved. And then later in adulthood you understand how almost impossible it seems to cross that distance and let yourself experience closeness, how otherworldly love feels now and how love feels unbearable at times. You flinch when someone tries to wholeheartedly love you. And over and over you see so clearly how you cannot be loved unless it's from afar and love is mixed with that familiar sensation of distance and coldness.
i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row
cannot get over this comment on a chess tournament video
i love-hate when a modder professes that they've "fixed" someone's outfit or hair or whatever and the version they've made is unquestionably 100x worse than whatever canon has