I wish my job was hanging out and having fun ($1000/hr)
9 year old me getting home from school after having been bullied the entire day to play dressup games on the family computer for 4 hours straight
u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u
you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.
I would literally do crack to hit him harder
this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way
oh, crime confession time? this isnt illegal, but it is very funny and my family hates me for it. context: my brother is 20, in the army, and has an 18 year old wife fresh out of high school, because he wanted an apartment and more benefits because army wife shit. he is a trump supporter. i am also 18, and a lesbian. bro gets booted from the army cause of asthma, divorces his wife, and moves back to florida. i made friends with his wife. i slept with his wife. anyway his wife is my wife now lol
HFNDGDHFHDHJSD HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK. INCREDIBLY ICONIC OF YOU A LEGEND WALKS AMONGST US
One thing I noticed and hated as an NT female was the amount of men that tried to naturally place me into a subservient, nurturing, care-taking role where their opinion was the only one that mattered.
how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u
baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer
Me_irl
this is so funny i