people who use baby naming websites:

- expecting parents - trans people changing their names - writers - that guy outside my dorm room who was arguing with his buddy on whether the name Zach was in the bible and then very loudly announced that “behind the name dot com says its biblical in origin so fuck you”

Scott disick is my favorite kardashian

no offense I haven’t heard a girl talk at length about pumpkin spice anything in years and I can’t remember the last time I went six hours without hearing a grown man making fun of how obsessed girls are with pumpkin spice lattes

Grown men are obsessed with making fun of girls so they don’t have to think of their own numerous and pathetic flaws.

Walk up to a man and say you don’t like bacon and wait for the reaction

THATS JUST MY

OPINIOOOONNNNN

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

being with animals is so healing and joyous…they deserve all the love in the world

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

2018 mood board

god did a good job when she made cat foreheads perfect for putting little kisses on

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goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

raise your hand if you’re a little lost in life and you’re trying to find your way

Jeon Jungkook’s struggles or as I like to call it,20 seconds of happiness