not everyone, not you

#eve: yea nvm that’s her

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.

You can pry that trope from my cold dead hands.

cliché but classic sub trope of this: the person who almost died tells the object of their affection “you look like shit” despite the fact that they are the one in the hospital bed and almost died.

been thinking about that time in doctor who when Rose meets the doctor and then googles “doctor” to try and find him…….dumb bitch rights!

oh my god……….

same energy as Eve googling “apple, Eve” in Killing Eve and Bella googling “vampire” in Twilight

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills

it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out

amen!

unironically this

Please hit me with more homesteading concept drawings

Good reference material here.

My brain during sane hours of the day: “I have a good job with benefits, a stable social network with supportive friends and family, and I’m a nerd who thrives on advanced technology. Also, I dislike the taste of fish.”

My brain on Tumblr at 3:30am: “Y’know, abandoning all technology and leaving civilization behind looks like a lot of fun! And I could teach the kids how to build a fish trap!”

that weird place where convenience and desire meet to battle to the death does seem to occur more at that hour

Tonight’s Episode summary

they really described lena luthor as having a “propensity for sports” which sounds like an old-timey euphemism for being a lesbian. “oh cousin judith? she has a propensity for sports if you know what i mean”

Was she… y'know… *makes softball pitching motion*

i’m sure that her marriage was a happy one and i’m not disputing that but do you really expect me to believe that gladys ‘mopsy’ parker, the gladys parker who drew these

the gladys parker who looked like this

i’m supposed to believe she was heterosexual?

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

This is exactly what I’m talking about.

+ Bonus

we really never got any glee bloopers huh

sure we did, 121 episodes worth of them

It’s so weird when you know someone’s not in a good relationship because you see every part of it and you get vented to but that same person tries to make their relationship seem picture perfect story book fairytale on social media. My man is better than your man, like yeah right your boyfriend is controlling and yells at you when you take him to a restaurant where the service is bad talking about “you disrespected me by taking me here”

holy shit

my only four moods

🌽: why did the tomato blush 🍅: why 🌽: because he saw the salad dressing 🍅: lol girl with septum piercing: honestly it didn’t even hurt