Tsuchika Nishimura

西村ツチカ

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

you're out of slugs. you're out of slime.

Not if I become immortal

hey this is the wildest response i've seen on this post. how does being immortal prevent you from running out of slugs and/or slime. what is your long-term slug retention plan?

elliot mcgucken

Today I repainted the reference photo from my first painting to ever turn out decent a little over two years ago. I’ll post the old version and today’s version side by side next week for comparison.

As of the time of queuing this post, the original is still available and prints are going up, both in my shop!

Imagine being alive in the 19th century and your wife leaves you for a guy with a hot air balloon. I’d probably try to pull my top hat down over the rest of my head so i wouldn’t be able to breathe. or swallow my monocle or something. or get tuberculosis on purpose

Bruh chikorita is metal as fuck

Target audience reached

;)

Happy chikorita chuesday!!!

Mark Grantham, Until Tonight (Lunenburg, Nova Scotia), 2019, Acrylic on board

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

Just to recap-

Periodt.

Rhythmic Geographic Feature™ - Late, Late Night Jazz   Berlin ? time 2:56 a.m. ✓ Spyro Gyra - In Modern Times, 1:06 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMEdSYXeiNQ&list=PLpRuu91eXUKnI9IdsPUFRVNUNuc38ah99 Nicolas de Staël   Le Piano, 1955 oil on canvas 160 x 200 cm

me today honestly