You’re just going to have to accept your fate

Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!

They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

Oh yeah babey

A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can’t recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask.

he thought it was tom cruise

Ended up being bobby with the tool

😂😂😂😂😂😂 how does he not notice

Half his face just got blown off, that boy higher than giraffe pussy

 Not a god damn thing.

I mean, she’s not wrong.

This screenshot has a threatening aura

Emma Frost, the cool mom.

Y’know, having grown up in an X-Men age when Emma’s only outfit was white heels and cloak with matching lingerie, seeing her with boxers and bed-head is incredibly refreshing.

this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood

i love how popular media makes speakeasies out to be incredibly secretive and impossible to find and this narc unjustly saddled with the best name ever found booze on arrival.

100 years later new orleans is still Like That

😳😳 😫😫😢😢🤧

As an autistic boy, I approve.

GIVE HIM THE NUT BUTTER FOR LIIIIIFE

Hes getting his peanut butter for life!

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

This is so pure

I reblogged this before, but without the original picture… I didn’t know she thought no one would like it! It’s such a good fluffy egret! She good and has talent and this thread is pure and full of talent

Reminding you that with a single click you can:

It’s completely free.

the hairdresser i go to is good but intense as hell like i didnt have my glasses on so i couldnt see his hands but once he got close enough i saw he was holding both the scissors and the comb in one hand and this man was going FULL REVOLVER OCELOT on that shit spinning it around like circus acrobatics

“bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word

It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist

OH GOD I WASN’T READY FOR WHAT CONTENT AWARE SCALING DOES TO MY CAT

Whaaaat