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would love to be a pirate if pirate ships had showers

wow maybe the most relatable post i’ve ever seen

cons of being a pirate on a boat: 

  • stinky

pros of being a pirate on a boat: 

  • every single other thing you could possibly imagine

Don’t forget the scurvy & lack of rations. Also the having to kill people to make a living. ;P

you bring up some really good points, but i raise you:

  • wielding a cutlass (very cool)
  • hats, maybe BIG hats
  • sea shanties
  • forging friendships that will last a lifetime
  • getting attacked by a squid

op if you cant handle a stinky boat ride you don’t deserve a life of adventure on the high seas

not showering is pivotal to the experience. what you want is a cruise you milquetoast liberal

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