rudy time

I wish it was rudy time all the time

call out post

HELLO??? IS ANYONE THERE????????

1 table spoon vanilla abstract

i just got arrested for being too ugly

can someone come bail me out

on my way!

can someone come bail me out

i am both the court jester and the king he entertains

depression and being in the closet stole my teenage years from me so if you catch me doing some juvenile shit in my late twenties mine your own damn business

me talking to myself trying to justify spending $12 on dice that glow in the dark 

Is the legalization of gay marriage not enough? What more do you need?

we need blood

You’re not helping..

*bangs fists on table* we need blood! we need blood! we need blood!

When people make a mockery of a serious post.

*chanting grows louder* blood! blood! blood! blood! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

son: dad can we order out tonight??? dad: sorry buddy my selfie only got 1 like today, tonight were gonna have to starve.

bae? you woke? i had a problematic dream =/

*puts on eyeliner over yesterday’s eyeliner smudges* smoky eye

someone: i love twenty one pilots!!

me, the 22nd pilot: :’(