this dog at work looked like baby yoda
September 30th
October 1st
November 1st
December 1st
can’t focus on a thing
gotta bounce The Leg
not knowing or understanding who internet celebrities are is my primary form of self care
i hate movie snobs who act like the only good movies are old classics and feats of artistic genius. if i am entertained all the way through a movie, it’s a good movie. that’s it. those are my standards.
“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place
Taylor Swift on sexism
people like people, they want alive people the young surprise people, stop fucking with the kids
i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj
me: ugh i dont want to do that
brain: dont do it then
me: can’t argue with that
Sophie Turner and Jonathan Van Ness meeting for the first time
its like two drunks girls meeting in the bathroom
wish i was lorde. wish someone would buy me orange juice
but the real question is has nemo found himself