reblog if u r but a humble river goblin doing the best they can which is below average and just plain awful

Armed protestor terrorists since 1492

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GO ON WITH NO URGENCY… AMERICA IS AN ASS BACKWARDS COUNTRY

I would shit my fucking pants if some ass would do that to me while i was just minding my own business…

Pink - ig: _daisyys

Let 2016 be the year of thick with a lil belly and some back fat bc I’m deadass tired of seeing these waist trainers and people fuckin up their organs for some damn bodyfad. Your body is not wrong bc you don’t got a flat tummy. Chill.

#he was probably like 20 in this

Install that weird Android/Comic Sans hybrid font on every electronic device

Fun fact: Ancient Roman history is all fiction, Game Of Thrones is actually fact

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”

“You always do this to me, Mom.”

A masterpiece