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Tomorrow Is Another Day

@carlsodaberg-blog / carlsodaberg-blog.tumblr.com

Hi I'm Elizabeth and my only talent is that I can name all of the American presidents in order
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tofuimpala

(JEAN-RALPHIO enters.) TOMMY T! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked---MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week 'cause [sings] technically I'm homeless.

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mcgrlabroad

If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I

This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me “why do I look like this?” And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite I had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, “look at this picture. What does she look like?” And my wife very shyly answered “Me…” (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied “that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this.”

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humunanunga

I very rarely reblog miscellaneous posts but there are some followers of mine who really need to see this.

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= HER POSITIONS  =

The Economy and other Domestic Topics

Foreign Policy

LGBT Rights

Women’s Rights

Police, Crime, and Gun Control

Environment

OTHER CANDIDATES: Sanders, Paul

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dicapriho

How did we get here? Why? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?

I’m completely picturing this as the two of them noticing and reacting to each other on the street

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