(JEAN-RALPHIO enters.) TOMMY T! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked---MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week 'cause [sings] technically I'm homeless.
Jason doing impressions of everyone’s wall picture
I like him already
If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I
This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me “why do I look like this?” And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite I had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, “look at this picture. What does she look like?” And my wife very shyly answered “Me…” (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied “that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this.”
I very rarely reblog miscellaneous posts but there are some followers of mine who really need to see this.
I think I’m funny I’m not
This next season is gonna be interesting because some teams (Bruins) are going to look completely different (Bruins). With the exception of a couple players, certain teams (Bruins) are mostly gonna be made up of new guys (Bruins)
The entire 2015-16 Boston Bruins team.
I remember June like it was yesterday
= HER POSITIONS =
The Economy and other Domestic Topics
- Supports raising the minimum wage
- Has not yet publicly taken a stance on the Trans Pacific Partnership
- Calls for tax increase on the wealthy
- For health care and insurance, she supports Social Security and the Affordable Care Act, and previously attempted to put forward universal healthcare along with her husband Bill when she was First Lady.
- Has stated that growing economic inequality is a major problem
- Criticizes the Citizens United ruling for unlimited campaign spending
- On immigration, she supported Obama’s executive order that would help protect nearly 5 million immigrants, and supports pathway to citizenship.
- She also supported Obama’s call for the first 2 years of college to be free, while also endorsing a plan to have students attend college and universities debt-free.
- Supported Net neutrality since 2006
- Calls for protection of voting rights
Foreign Policy
- Supports a two-state solution in regards to Israel and Palestine
- Supportive of Israel, less so with Palestine. However she has also criticized Israel’s expansion of its settlements.
- On Iran, Clinton has been suspicious and has been critical of the country, but supports a deal where Iran curbs nuclear activities in exchange of a reduction of Western sanctions
- In regards to Islamic State (ISIS), she opposes boots on the ground, and supports airstrikes, regional/Iraqi troops to combat them instead.
- For Ukraine, she criticized the Russian invasion of Crimea and supports military and financial aid to Ukraine.
LGBT Rights
- Came out in support of same sex marriage in 2013. Previously voted against a constitutional ban on gay marriage when she was Senator and before its repeal, called for an end to ‘Don’t ask don’t tell’.
- Advocated support for protecting transgender people’s rights as well.
Women’s Rights
- Has criticized the gender pay gap and gender inequality
- She is pro-abortion, and criticizes efforts to limit abortion rights.
- Calls for the US to ratify the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination against Women UN treaty
Police, Crime, and Gun Control
- Calls for reforming the criminal justice system, an end of mass incarceration, and criticizes the disproportionate targeting of black men by police.
- Supportive of death penalty in the past, no sign that she changed her view
- On Marijuana, she is skeptical of the drug, while also noting the medicinal benefits it has, and says that she will wait and see what the evidence is in states that have medicinal or recreational cannabis legalized.
- Supports gun control regulations, and called for an assault rifle ban.
Environment
How did we get here? Why? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?
I’m completely picturing this as the two of them noticing and reacting to each other on the street
why you so such a beaut