wear robes do magic serve cunt

i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat

OH MY GOD

now all of pinterest knows i have large ballz

This linguistic problem is only going to continue getting worse unless we fuck it in the ass now.

average kasururi interaction (in my head)

i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

I hate Justin McElroy for validating my lifelong fear of invisible ocean creatures in my pool with the ‘glass shark’ bit, because now every time I am in ANY body of water I have to act like I’m not afraid of Glass Shark so it can’t smell my very real fear

the circus was in town that day 🤡

happy lesbian visibility week to them

Dragons Fucking Car I (Relief), 2016     Jon Rafman

diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy

he has a pussy yes but does he have a heart. post cancelled that sounds like a taylor swift lyric

my boy he has a pussy but he doesn't have a heart

he's playing games with me just like i'm mario from kart

i'm a published writer btw

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

The girls are exeeerrrcising

don't hide your tags bestie this is so cute

house md is awesome

These Jezebel commenters are right and they should say it

I know you mean the Magazine, but it’s funnier to imagine you calling these two commenters Whores.

Twin boys

CREATURE????

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

hero’s journey

and this man? Odysseus

he also ate some kind of stick

I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them

Can I interest you in not one or two... But THREE things that are no longer popular as they used to for you to enjoy?

Yes tell me the things !!

1. Supernatural

2. Doctor Who

3. Sherlock (BBC)

I despise you and you won't survive when I am in charge in 14 and a half years