I added some fake Black Friday deals to this store’s weekly in-store flyer

the way Black Friday has gotten this seems legit

I lost it at “hot gifts for centaurs”.

This man was a national treasure.

this is exactly what you think it is

The ultimate dad joke compilation

what a country

this always makes me laugh so damn hard

I think we all know who the real trainwreck is here

sarah help me

“Clean with it, Mop with it”

Kurt Vonnegut, Unready to Wear  (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

Tom Hardy loves every dog. 

this is the best kind of photoset there can possibly be of a famous person

THIS IS  NOT MY CAT! (24 Pics)

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

Things girls look for in a boy: •Day Man •Fighter of the Night Man •Champion of the sun •Master of karate and friendship for everyone

All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt for saying no.

read it again and again

Understand that this applies even to non-sexual situations. Women are more likely to be asked for favors from coworkers. Regular “can you file this for me” / “can you cover my shift” / “can you finish up this paperwork” workplace favors. Men are less likely to return those favors. Women are more likely to be seen as “difficult to work with” if they refuse to do favors when requested. Being viewed as ungenerous has negative social and professional consequences.

So yes, even gay men benefit. All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt, not just physically, but also socially and professionally, for saying no to anything at all.

Re: above; just in case it looks like I’m just pulling facts out of my ass, here are my sources:

http://blogs.wsj.com/atwork/2013/10/29/women-work-and-the-girl-scout-tax/

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2013/10/30/2858091/women-workers-favors/

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/01/06/women_do_favors_more_than_men.html

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/men-are-less-likely-be-asked-favors-workplace-get-more-appreciation-helping

You were named after the 2 bravest men I ever knew

Two Robocops