y'all wanna see the meme i made one time in csp which i forgot was there but then made me laugh when i came back to it?

i'll take it

behold

there was a muppets bit i was running in the group chat, go beaker or go home

you. you get it.

Uh oh

glad I managed to catch this but oh no

(via @ladygobpire and @thebirdandhersong)

why do I hear boss music

my notifications for the past few hours have been made entirely of beaker and his clones from the Muppet Labs Copying Machine

(@sorinshuto & @colliewolf)

Bonus:

i am carried by one thousand beakers who have the power of God and Jim Henson on their side, and their cry is MEEP.

HEHEHE PREPARE FOR THE MEEPOCALYPSE

ME COMING TO BEAK YOUR ASS

@catkin-morgs @agent-kether @mrgartist @sliverswords @ people I am certainly forgetting — once this reaches 2.5k Eni is gonna post something to mark the occasion. So. You know your jobs.

well, i promised

fun fact, I legit got this t-shirt a while ago and cropped it to my size, all because of this post.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Beaker croptop

TERRIFIED, THANK YOU

on the contrary - the bit is committed to ME

I fear someone will turn this into a homestuck-styled panel and I will never be able to recover from the psychic damage

@xxraerodxx you're not helping this cause

@enigma-absolute you fool. you should have said 6k or something higher. do not underestimate the power of apollo’s dodgeball.

(@moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom)

SWIFT I SWEAR TO--

A--

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

Lab Coat Patches Acquired!

I’m quite confident that this post will eventually get to 10k. perhaps not by the 11th but we can always try

right, guys? @youjustfeelthemforever @the-kirbe-anon @clawedandcute @mrgartist

YAY MORE SPAMMING POYO!!!

Broke the replies again.

YES KIRBE KEEP GOING KEEP BREAKING THINGS YOU’RE DOING SPECTACULARLY

*breaks the replies again*

@clawedandcute @sliverswords @tzarina-alexandra @screwtornadowarningsimsouthern @flickeringflame216 @ablatheringblatherskite @choasuqeen @kenandeliza

We are being challenged, Rogue Squadron.

Alright you kids won't stop spamming this post in my dash so now I gotta go spam the replies again.

MY BROKEN NOTIFS!!!!

GO BUY THE LAB COAT!!!!

Well. You asked for it. Here’s the lab coat in all its glory!

Spot on 😆

Why anyone would live in LA or NYC or anyplace like that by choice is beyond me.

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

my non-christian followers looking at my blog today

more like 2000 years lmao

LDS, JWs, WMSCG, etc are categorically not Christian groups and shouldn't be called such. They either neglect essential Christian beliefs or warp them to the point that they functionally preach a different Jesus.

That doesn't mean God can't save individuals in those groups despite the confusion and false teachings they perpetuate, but I honestly think it is less loving to let people believe they are secure in those groups as if the doctrines they're being taught aren't dangerous.

We're called to spread the gospel and righteously judge for a reason. That should be done in love, with wise timing, and with care for the truth rather than simply proving ourselves right, but judging righteously is in fact a good thing, and it is what we are called to do in these cases.

And defining what a Christian is not an attack against any individual in that group or even an attack in general. Definitions are naturally exclusionary and being exclusionary is not inherently unkind.

You can't call just anything "Christianity", or Christianity ceases to have a definition. So if your religion is polytheistic, for example, like LDS, it has to be considered as a separate religion because the idea that Yahweh is the only true God is a core doctrine of Christianity.

Average color of US states based on satellite imaging.

fond of the average by county version of this:

also the world version:

Australia is really out there doing her own thing

You’re just jealous of our apocalyptic arse sand

Why is the ground made of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos?

It rusty

jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.

This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

spreading these occasionally would be nice…

As someone with major anxiety who can’t fucking stop themself from scrolling, i appreciate posts like this

Stop on by and rest by the fire. I have some bread to share

IT’S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I’VE SEEN THIS POST OMGS

Comrades, rest and be safe by my fire. I know you have journeyed long and far with little rest, so please, grant yourself a moment of peace, and enjoy your time within my twilit sphere

My oil painting of Fried Rice

You're tellin' me your Oil painted this Fried Rice?

why do people feel the need to point stuff like that out? Like even if I was chubby (aka normal average happy healthy and actually eating real food) what do you want me to do, stop eating? Kill myself? Lol what do you want

(art by @theshitpostcalligrapher)

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