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As you all know St. Patrickโs Day is tomorrow, the 17th of March. So hereโs a few pointers to help you avoid casual racism, pissing off the Irish, and avoiding being an ignorant fuckbrain, starting with the 4 most important things.
1) For the love of everything that is sacred in this world do NOT call it โPattyโs Dayโ. If youโre going to shorten it, its โPaddyโs Dayโ and nothing else. This isnโt a holiday to celebrate a fucking burger. 2) Do not even think about saying โTop of the morningโ. No Irish person has ever said it and no Irish person ever will. We donโt know where it came from but it wasnโt us. 3) Just because your great-great-grandfatherโs cousinโs motherโs dog was Irish it doesnโt mean youโre Irish. You gotta cut that shit out. Too many Americans try pull that shit and no Irish person will take you seriously if you claim it. 4) The language is called Irish, not Gaelic. I-r-i-s-h.
And now for some less important things โข The 4-leaf clover has nothing to do with Ireland. St. Patrick used a shamrock. โข Leprechauns arenโt real and exist solely as bait for tourists. โข We arenโt all drunkards and its not an excuse for you to get shitfaced and blame us. โข Nobody actually pinches each other for not wearing green, once again we have no idea where that comes from. โข Please dont argue facts with an actual Irish person if you arenโt Irish, chances are youโre wrong โข Once again donโt be racist โข Guinness doesnโt travel and probably tastes like shit in America and probably isnโt poured right either.
Above all else though, do go out and have a few pints and some fun, and enjoy yourselves. Just donโt be a fucking eijit.
Itโs that time of year again
THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.
You are witnessing a broken human being
This is actually me like constantly now
The older I get the more I identify with this when I come across it
I just got a new humidifier and I am fuckinโ pumped
FINALLY!! SPONGEBOB SWEARING WITH NO EDIT! :DDD
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This is how I sound when I cuss
Pillars of Creation, M16 Eagle Nebula -ย NASA Hubble Space Telescope WFPC2, WFC3/UVIS