I love seeing bank rules that will never apply to me. My app was just like "you cannot deposit more than $5,000 daily to this account and I was like noted thanks

COLUMBO (1989) —8.04 Grand Deceptions

Jake Johnson as NICK MILLER in New Girl (2011-2018)

When you're angry at the characters, the story is well-written. When you're angry at the writers, it is not.

No one said it was easy, becoming the person you’re meant to be. It takes bravery a step into the power you found and earned and deserved.  The trick is, to take the people who were there for you, with you. To remind you you’re not alone. You have an entire legacy behind you as you create your own.

“We split up”

Me, at the TV, every time Jackson and April were on screen:

You know what?

I am annoying sometimes.

And that’s okay. It’s not the death sentence I was led to believe. People will love me even if I can’t read their signals sometimes. Not understanding is forgivable. I don’t have to hold myself back so I don’t annoy anyone ever.

The people who love me know I get excited. And I am still loved.

‪90s babies how do we feel about entering our 30s in this new decade?‬

This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.

Fans: WE WANT OUR (SLOW BURN) SHIP TO HAPPEN. GIVE US CANON!!!

Writers: