my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine
im the aunt
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my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine
im the aunt
Most Athletic?
these are the type of progress pics I like to see
Bethann Hardison on racism in the fashion industry.
From About Face: Supermodels then and now
How she looked DIRECTLY at the camera
So glad this came back on my dash
“THE WORD AESTHETIC IS BORDERLINE RACIST AT THIS POINT”
i haven’t had a crush in awhile who wants to be my new crush? it isn’t a real crush unless you never reciprocate the feelings & also make me hate my life
parents: no, youre not allowed to go
me:
What was your nickname in school?
Um, I’d strip in front of everyone I’d ever met, including my family priest, for 100k a night.
he had to sneeze
@Luke5SOS: 4 years later and still don’t read my tweets before I tweet them
*phone vibrates*
me: chill
Yawning pelican. [imgur]
that’s so unnecessary for a bird that is already 400% ridiculous
What the fuck is this
proof of a mildly antagonistic satan, probably