my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine

im the aunt

Most Athletic?

these are the type of progress pics I like to see

Bethann Hardison on racism in the fashion industry.

From About Face: Supermodels then and now

How she looked DIRECTLY at the camera

So glad this came back on my dash

“THE WORD AESTHETIC IS BORDERLINE RACIST AT THIS POINT”

i haven’t had a crush in awhile who wants to be my new crush? it isn’t a real crush unless you never reciprocate the feelings & also make me hate my life

parents: no, youre not allowed to go

me: 

What was your nickname in school?

Um, I’d strip in front of everyone I’d ever met, including my family priest, for 100k a night.

why ryan lewis look like the white big sean

he had to sneeze

*phone vibrates*

me: chill

Yawning pelican. [imgur]

that’s so unnecessary for a bird that is already 400% ridiculous

What the fuck is this

proof of a mildly antagonistic satan, probably