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I will not be fat for 2019

I will not be fat for 2019

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i will lose weight in september

i will lose weight in september.

keep going 💌

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bbhl-incporated

davidalleynes

kishimoto: Sasuke is a prodigy ninja

me, who spent the last 300+ chapters reading about Sasuke getting his ass beat concave:

davidalleynes

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO BEAT SASUKE’S ASS:

That kid from the first arc with the mask
That dude from the first arc with the huge sword
His brother
Kakashi, I think
Orochimaru
I’m pretty sure Rock Lee beat his ass physically, emotionally, or spiritually at least three times
Naruto
That big tiddy lady from the chunin arc
A math problem
Killer Bee
His brother, again
Gaara
I don’t remember if Neji ever physically fought him but I’m pretty sure Neji used his petty gay shade powers to own Sasuke at least once
Jiraiya I think
Tsunade, definitely
Literally all of the Akatsuki
Himself

irishfino

18. op of this post

davidalleynes

19. Everyone who reblogs this post. RB to kick sasuke’s ass

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REBLOG FOR A BINGE FREE AUGUST.

I need this month to be the significant one.

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when i lose 20 lbs, gain self confidence, buy nice clothes, have a steady hygiene routine, cut my hair, and find a will to live it’ll all be over for you bitches

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confirmance

erevshelshoshanim

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

Thin people can reblog this btw

they wont tho lmao

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dailykpopqueens

Hit me with that DDU-DU DDU-DU ❤️😍 #wigsnatched

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existentialwhale

Active ways to cultivate positive body image:

(Because oh my god, it’s so hard, and everyone’s all like stop feeling so bad about yourself and it’s like how???)

Be naked. A lot. Sleep naked. Have sex naked. Eat cereal naked. (Or naked and wrapped in a sheet. Favorite thing.)
Follow beautiful, confident, (un-photoshopped) body-positive babes on the Internet. Unfollow anything that makes you feel insecure. Exposure is key. You’re not going to get it if you don’t seek it out, because the media sucks and wants us to feel like shit about ourselves so they can take our money. (Some hashtags to follow: #effyourbeautystandards #bootyrevolution #blackisbeautiful #transisbeautiful #wheelchairlife #fatkini #fatshion)
Lingerie. Next best thing to being naked.
Self care, babe. Different for everyone. (Me? Showers, books, shaving my legs, nature walks, dark lipstick, good playlists, clean rooms, candles, sexy time.)
Get ready in your underwear. Boobs = happiness.
Self portraits. Be pro-selfie. Take a million selfies. Take sexy selfies. Take no makeup selfies. Take bad angle silly selfies. Take artsy tripod selfies. Take everything-is-on-point selfies. You’re gorgeous; document your gorgeousness. You don’t even need to post them.
Stop with the self deprecationnnnn. Pleeeeaseeee. It’s hard to control your thoughts love, I know, but you can control what you say. NEVER insult yourself out loud. Dare I say compliment yourself out loud? (And if you can, do your best to try to body-positive-ify your thoughts too.)
Sex (including solo sexy time), wine, and chocolate. In that order.
Share the body love. Compliment your girlfriends. Cultivate a nonjudgemental, supportive, lift-each-other-up “we’re so cute” friend group. Everyone’s insecure. Compliment your besties. And strangers, too. Be that person that makes everyone feel good about themselves when they’re around.

Good luck gorgeous. It’s a battle. We gotta unlearn all this societal bullshit.

Reblogging cuz this is vital. Especially the point on self-deprecation. Stop that shit now. It is a glamour-don’t, a welcome sign for fuck ass ppl.

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taejoon

180526 | jimin x airplane pt. 2

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jeonjjeoro

aurjeon

OH MY GOD

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x-exol

tariqah

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

tariqah

alo

Salut

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

zanimez

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE FERICIEEEEEAAAA

saipng

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

acidwaste

ti-am dat beep

si sunt voinic

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

mai-vie-decat-florile

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

rrosetum

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

contrainous

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

acid-wash-and-lemonade

I have no idea what happened here

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI

MI AMINTESC DE OCHII TĂI

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meangirls2004

which taehyung are u today

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pkjimnies

jeonify

thank you

Source: jeonify

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kanekli

Vincent Van Goku

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uwiguwi

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

Positive vibes!!!!!

realtrashwitch

GIF by plus-de-dimanche

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beautifulnicolenaomi

queengreendown

(You’re not a baby anymore, but you actually are. You still have to cry, giggle, be fed, be held, be loved. You’re not a baby anymore, but you actually are.)

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perks-of-being-chinese

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

systlin

Humans will pack bond with anything.

apostatively

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

a-dull-glow

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

your-friendly-neighbohood-black

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER