a devil’s snare asks hermione to backflip into it

she does it for the vine

APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/SCREAMING

oh god I thought it was going to be some messed-up graphic cautionary thing like they show of accidents in drivers’ ed

i’m so glad this went in a completely unexpected direction

Margaery is the only daughter of Lord Mace Tyrell the Lord Paramount of the Reach, and Lady Alerie hightower. The reach is one of the constituent regions of the seven kingdoms and house tyrell is one of the great house of the realm. Margaery was raised in privilege in the family seat and regional capital of Highgarden. She is close to her brother, ser Loras Tyrell.                                                                                                                                                                                                      She is said to be as beautiful as she is clever.  

in other news

prisoner 0 has escaped

February shouldn’t be 28 days, 29 on a leap year. 

Instead, we should take the 31st days off two months and give them to February, making it have 30 days for all years.

But wait, when’s the leap day, you ask? 

October 32nd, Halloween: Part II.

you’re the genius this generation needs tbh

so instead of fighting in civil war, thor decided to lead a briefly normal life under the secret identity of kevin and work for the ghostbusters as their receptionist

“I just try to live every day as if I’ve deliberately come back to this one day, to enjoy it, as if it was the last full final day of my extraordinary, ordinary life.”

About Time (2013) dir. Richard Curtis

Best of Buffy | Part 2/?

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

So chivalry IS dead?!

you win best response to this post 

as far as i’m concerned a very potter musical is canon and cursed child is the parody

resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do

Let’s play a little game I like to call: did that scene actually happen or did I read it in a fanfic?

“They too, knew this beautiful and harrowing landscape; they’d had the same experience of looking up from their books with fifth-century eyes and finding the world disconcertingly sluggish and alien, as if it were not their home.”

Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in