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Anonymous asked:

Ur a cute lil egg!!!

thank u ahhhh!!!!

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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

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maryburgers

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

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secondlina

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

I have no luck right now. Halp.

Why does this have so many notes

because its not one of your posts.

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ana-logical

Roger is precious to me.

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betaruga

RAPE, POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION, C-SECTIONS, AND SURVIVING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE WILL BE “PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS” UNDER TRUMP’S PROPOSED HEALTHCARE REFORM 

THIS WILL MAKE RAPE AND DOMESTIC VIOLENCE DE FACTO LEGAL, IF YOU REPORT RAPE OR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE YOU WILL RISK LOSING YOUR INSURANCE!! THIS LAW WILL HELP PROTECT RAPISTS!!

CALL YOUR SENATORS NOW TO VOTE THIS DOWN!!!

Phone numbers (x) REBLOG THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE!!

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blueflowwer

@thebibliosphere Please signal boost!

I think I’ve reblogged like 4 different versions of this but I don’t care. This is despicable and it needs to be stopped. Give them hell.

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vaspider

So yeah.

heartburn is on this list, guys. and it passed in the House with 4 votes. 

CALL YOUR SENATORS NOW.

I know this is a fandom blog, but this is super important for you all to know.

Trumpcare is about to become a thing, and it won’t save anyone, in fact, it’ll kill and indanger people. If you live in the US, please read this and contact your states senetors.

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What do you call a girl with a penis?

Her name.

reblogging again because this post has less than 4000 notes but the one about trans men has over 20k

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Homophobia: Murder, corrective rape, conversion therapy, being disowned, losing your job, getting denied housing, harassment, etc

“Heterophobia”: being called a “straighty” on the internet.

Racism: Murder, police brutality, corrupt criminal justice system, not being hired for a job you’re qualified to do, denied housing, racial profiling, hate crimes, etc

“Reverse Racism”: being called a “whitey” on the internet. 

Transphobia: Murder, police brutality, being disowned, being kept out of gendered spaces you belong in, getting denied housing, losing your job or not being hired, etc

“Cisphobia”: “down with cis”

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okay honestly it feels so so validating and so NORMAL when you’re gay and you tell your straight girl friends about the girl you like and they squeal and scream and get curious just as much as they would if it was a boy and like GOD i’d come out to anyone if only to get that normalcy, that validation…it’s just such a nice feeling you know?

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beeshibe

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

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voidbat

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

Cover your kids in plastic and watch them flourish

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