mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me
T IS FOR TEXT POST (sorry not sorry about the last one)
me listening to foreign music and not understanding a single word of it
I’m so glad my social security number has been leaked thanks to AT&T when I haven’t even had an account with them for years wtf
My credit is locked down but how concerned should I be? Ugh
Neon street lights to guide you home
ig: space.ram
Deer fox and an owl friend 🦊💖
okay new requirement you have to defend your answer
me and the one other person that voted morning shower we are in this together
Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network
Marie Howe, The Affliction
Ooh, I'm getting a man with god-like brain powers, something that _might_ turn me into a Sailor Senshi and a lot of Hot Bitches. :D :D :D
Sword, shield, origami t-rex, cellophane balloons, poisonous snake with a massive hardcover book, aaaand... a t-rex in a party hat. I'm feelin' pretty good.
My dog, a piece of notebook paper, Storm and Jubilee from the X-Men, and the One Ring. (Not counting the signatures and symbols.)
I mean, if Storm and Jubilee can’t protect me, Professor’s always willing to give it a go.
You can’t make wood out of chocolate!!
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SOMETHING BIG IS COMING.
