this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

nothing more embarassing than when you develop personal beef with a piece of media thats entirely petty. like sorry no i cant talk about that show it. bit me.

this is by far the most fun Ive ever had reading tags on a post that blew up

Minding your own business and some fucking scarab just rolls a big ball of shit over you

How do you go on with life after that?

Look you thought YOU were having a bad Monday, but please get some perspective. In all likelihood nobody rolled a gigantic orb of shit over your body, compressing you stinkily into the dirt.

Bittern at the grocery store

A very elegant crime.

(edit: my partner just pointed out that maybe the bittern is going to pay, and that's a good point)

Don't worry, his disguise was flawless and he got away with his snack :)

Yiiikes!

My name is John Silver. His name is James Flint. We came here to steal the gold from the treasure galleon.

He's so real

peak lying on your resume behavior

Have A Nice Day!

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This post radiates positive energy

HAVE A NICE DAY

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Gotta reblog again

Go have a nice day everyone ☀️

World Heritage Post

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

how to solve a rubik’s cube a gay valentine’s/anniversary comic about trying to impress a boy (my now boyfriend) [rbs&follows>likes]

~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true

how was this show real