Livin A Larry Life

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Just wanted y'all to know that I AM NOT READY FOR MET GALA HARRY AND NEVER WILL BE

I know dudes that make $12 an hour who have taken paternity tests just to be sure that if they are financially responsible for another person for the next at least 18 years that that child is actually theirs.

Then there is Louis who has a net worth of $75 million who one off’d after a drunk club night and said “Nah, I’m good” . In what fucking world would any manager, PR person, lawyer, fuck even friend not say “Bro, just to be sure you really should test”….

Then let’s go to the fact that as soon as this girl pissed on a stick that shit is all over People Magazine… again in what fuxkin world? Then don’t even get me started in the dozens of pictures that were taken from random social media accounts and posted as their own of expectant mothers and pregnancy prep. Before you call bull shit, google reverse image is a powerful tool.

Now the birth occurs… with a mother who is American and a British father and no dual citizenship is established. When Sandy Beatles daughter was born she held dual passports within three months . Fred didn’t even have a passport until that rushed trip to the UK at the end of 2016.

You mean to tell me that Louis wouldn’t fight for a strong custody agreement that would allow him to travel with his son to the UK to spend Precious time with his mother who was ill and make sure that his mom got to spend time with her first grandson ?

I REFUSE to believe that Louis is that much a shitty person to essentially not be present in his sons life. That he would be a deadbeat who sends a check monthly and thinks it enough. I REFUSE to believe that Louis would allow those people to post his son all over social media with no regard for safety and i REFUSE to believe that Louis wouldn’t have the strongest custody agreement in place that would allow him not to travel with his son to England to see his own family who reside there so is son would be a well rounded child who is planted firmly with his British roots.

I hate that one photo every 6 months brings this fandom to its knees. It’s exhausting. I’ll hop off my soapbox now but if you think in any world Louis would be so casual about paternity and fatherhood then i don’t know what to tell you .

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