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|Trip RP blog | Mun is over 18 | OC and crossover friendly | M!A: None |
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Pick-Up Line Starters

" Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! "
" Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! "
" I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! "
" Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice! "
" Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle! "
" Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? "
" Hey, I just got my room soundproofed. Would you like to go test it out? "
" It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! "
" Is stalking still cute? "
" If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable. "
" You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? "
" Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope. "
" Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo? "
" Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. "
" Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! "
" If I had a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, then I'd have five cents. "
" Baby I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock. "
" Is Your Name WiFi? Because I'm Really Feeling a Connection. "
" Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? "
" One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle. "
" Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction? "
" You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. "
" I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? "
" Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be. "
" I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning. "
" Can I get into YOUR Secret Base? "
" Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade. "
" Are you the ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you. "
" I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy. "
" If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public. "
" I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours? "
" That's a nice pair of yoga pants... can I talk you out of them? "
" Do you like yoga? If you do, then Yoganna LOVE me! "
" Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. "
" Lets do it Adam and Eve style, behind some bushes. "
" Hi, I just realized this but you look a lot like my next boyfriend. "
" The skies are pale compared to the color of your eyes. "
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jackalxpe said to chodetown:
yo this will be stupid and useless but idc, so i really like the idea of virus and trip eyefucking eg. they are business talking with toue and they just keep doing this intense staring at each other thing and everyone’s like wtf pls concentrate

how have they not been fired yet

#do it
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